Eric: Mari, can i take a picture of your hairless cat
Me: You're disgusting
Worst Vegetarian ever
Derek: No seriously, this is like the best philly steak and cheese ever. So good.
Me: You mean your corner deli doesn't make good steak and cheese?
Derek: Well I'm a vegetarian
Derak: What? I'm on vacation
Tyler: guess what
Tyler: patrick swayze is dying of cancer
Tyler: he has been given 5 weeks
Tyler: looks like he is going to be staring in his last role, ghost 2.